Here’s a scenario:

Doctor: I’m sorry Shane, your body was horribly mangled in that hamburger car crash.  I’m not sure why you thought a hamburger car was a good idea, but you were definitely wrong.  In any case, you’ll never walk again.  That’s the bad news.

Me: Drag. What’s the good news?

Doctor: We can keep your brain alive forever in this jar.  You can experience the real world but you can live in this Minecraft server with Realistico textures and Continuum shaders.  Also, your friends can come and visit you whenever they want.

Me: *unplugs life support immediately*

Don’t believe me?  Watch this short bit of comedy in the magical world of Claymation, my friend, and you will change yer tune!

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